Sunday, December 05, 2004


Three blondes died and found themselves standing before St. Peter. He told them that before they could enter heaven, they had to tell him what Easter was.

The first blonde said, "Easter is where they have a big feast and we give thanks and eat turkey."
St. Peter said, "No." So, she had to take more tests before she was ready for heaven.
The second blonde said, "Easter is when we celebrate Jesus' birth and exchange gifts."
St. Peter said, "No," and sent her for more learning.

The third blonde said, "Easter is a Christian holiday that commemorates the fact that Jesus was betrayed by Judas. The Romans arrested him. The Romans hung Him on the cross and eventually He died. Then they buried Him in a tomb behind a very large boulder."
St. Peter said, astonished, "Very good!"
Then the blonde continued, "Now every year the Jews roll away the boulder and Jesus comes out. If he sees his shadow, we have six more weeks of basketball."
St. Peter fainted.

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