Fw: That's a real trick!

That's a Trick!

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Four doctors were discussing the state of medicine.  Each was proud of his own country's accomplishments.  The British doc said, "Medicine in my country is so advanced that
we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him
looking for work in six weeks."

The German doc said, "That's nothing, we can take a lung out of
one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four
weeks."

The Russian doc said,"In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can
take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them
both looking for work in two weeks."

The American doc, not to be outdone, said, "You guys are way
behind.  We just took a man with no brain out of Texas, put him in the White
House, and now half the country is looking for work."

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