Sunday, February 24, 2008

Can the English language survive Bush?

Thanks to Mick Gallagher.

Can the English language survive Bush?
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The following are gems of intellect from the collected wisdom of george bush:

"The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country."

"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure. "

"One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is 'to be prepared'." "


"I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future."

"The future will be better tomorrow."


"We're going to have the best educated American people in the world. "

"I stand by all the misstatements that I've made."


"We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe ."

"Public speaking is very easy."

"A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls. "

"We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur. "


"For NASA, space is still a high priority."

"Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children."


" It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it. "


" It's time for the human race to enter the solar system."

The best for last - did you know that gwb could read upside down? (Hint: Note the book in his hand!:)

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