Saturday, November 12, 2005

Bush Haiku


This is a poem made up entirely of actual quotations from George W. Bush, arranged by Washington Post writer Richard Thompson.

Ah, yes! A testament to literacy in the age of Every Child Left.

I think we all agree, the past is over.
This is still a dangerous world.
It's a world of madmen and uncertainty
And potential mental losses.
Rarely is the question asked
Is our children learning?
Will the highways of the Internet
Become more few?

How many hands have I shaked?
They misunderestimate me.
I am a pitbull on the pantleg of opportunity.

I know that the human being
And the fish can coexist.
Families is ! where our nation finds hope,
Where our wings take dream.

Put food on your family!
Knock down the tollbooth!
Vulcanize society!
Make the pie higher!

PLEASE pass this on. Help cure Mad Cowboy Disease!

(Thanks to Geoffrey Stoermer)

1 comment:

Sophia said...

I really got a kick out of "I think we all agree, the past is over." :)