Humortherapy

A Little Humortherapy, sent in by Mick Gallagher.

Warning!

If you receive an email entitled "Bedtimes," delete it immediately. Do not open it. Apparently this one is pretty nasty. It will not only erase everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything
on disks within 20 feet of your computer. It demagnetizes the stripes on all of your credit cards. It reprograms your atm access code, screws up the tracking on your vcr, and uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any cd's that you attempt to play. It will program your autodial to call only 0898 numbers. This virus will mix antifreeze into your fishtank.

It will cause your toilet to flush while you are showering. It will drink ALL your beer! FOR GOD'S SAKE, ARE YOU LISTENING? It will replace your shampoo with Nair, and your Nair with Rogaine. If the "Bedtimes" message opens in a Windows 95/98 environment, it will leave the toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer plugged in dangerously close to a full bathtub. It will not only remove the
forbidden tags from your mattresses and pillows; it will also refill your skim milk with whole milk.

Warn as many people as you can!

And if you don't send this to five thousand people in twenty seconds, your right leg will spasm and shoot straight out in front of you, sending sparks that will ignite the person nearest you.

Send this warning to everyone! There's a lot of sadness in our world!

Right now, as you read this, seventeen million people are having sex!

And look at you; you're on the computer! Sad. So sad.
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