Presidential Library Destroyed

BUSH PRESIDENTIAL LIBRARY DESTROYED BY FLOOD
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Crawford, Texas -- A tragic flood this morning destroyed the personal library of President George W. Bush. The flood began in the Presidential bathroom where both of the books were kept. Both of his books, including “A Boy and His Goat” have been lost.

A presidential spokesman said the president was devastated, as he had almost finished reading the second one, "Wiretapping for Dummies."

The White House tried to call FEMA but there was no answer.

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