Friday, December 16, 2005

December Humor

An international chess tournament is held in a swank hotel in New York. Everyone who is anyone in the world of chess is there. After a grueling 4 hours of chess, the players and their entourages retire to the lobby of the hotel for a little refreshment.

In the lobby, the players get into a big argument about who is the brightest, the fastest, and the best chess player. The argument gets loud, each player claiming that he is the greatest chess player of all time.

One security guard in the lobby turns to the other and says:

“If there's one thing I can't stand, it's chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.”

(Thanks to Ty Scharrer)

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