Robot Bartender

A man enters a bar and orders a drink. The bar has a robot bartender. The mechanism serves him a perfectly prepared cocktail, and then asks him, "What's your IQ?"

The man replies "150" and the robot proceeds to make conversation about global warming factors, quantum physics and spirituality, bio
mimicry, environmental interconnectedness, string theory, nano-technology, and sexual proclivities.

The customer is very impressed and thinks, "This is really cool."

He senses that the cyberlogic does not have facial-recognition capacity, and decides to test the robot. He walks out of the bar, turns around, and comes back in for another drink. The robot serves him the perfectly prepared drink and asks him, "What's your IQ?"

The man responds, "about one hundred."

Immediately the robot starts talking, but this time, about football, NASCAR, baseball, supermodels, favorite fast foods, guns, and
women's breasts.

Really impressed, the man leaves the bar and decides to give the robot one more test. He heads out and returns. The robot serves him and asks, "What's your IQ?"

The man replies, "Er, fifty, I think."

And the robot says very slowly, "So.............. ya gonna vote for Bush again?"

For those who care: George Bush's IQ has been measured at 80-- considerably subnormal.
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(Thanks to Mick Galleghar)