Greedy President Smile

It Makes a Greedy President Smile

President Bush was awakened one night by an urgent call from Dick Cheney.

"Mr. President," said the Vice President, barely able to contain himself, "there's good news and bad news."
"Oh, no..." muttered the President, "Well, let me have the bad news first."
"The bad news, sir, is that we've been invaded by creatures from another planet."
"Gosh that is bad. And the good news?"
"The good news, sir, is that they eat reporters and pee oil."

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